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Here at the Simmering Citizen's Movement, we have breaking news!! Apparently, according to our witness, the global elitists could possibly be planning to depopulate the world, but, they only want the vaccinated sheeple! So, to beat the bastards get your vaccine now! Get your kids vaccinated! Then we win, ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! And they thought we wouldn't figure that out!!!! Bob's cousin Flora swear's it's true, never heard so many four letter words so close together!!!! Anyway, one love, you heard it here first, spread the word.

According to our sources, the shadow government can now run all of your writings and audios through an artificial intelligence computer. From the subcomponents of your language and word choices, from the metaphors you chose, they can determine your psychology completely and literally read all your private thoughts. If you have any online presence at all, especially in social media or creative writings, you have no secrets. They know who the criminals are, who the assholes are and who the meek are. You are all bagged and tagged in cyber space.