Farts - quotes and descriptions to inspire creative writing

The fart, being a high concentration, chose to obey the laws of science and diffuse into every nook and cranny of the room.

"Oh wow, I totally trumped. My bad. Apologies for the smell. Ew."

The fart molecules must have had quite the kinetic energy to get to Fred before the bell sounded, but that they did.

Behind every great fart there is a great behind.

The fart was, of course, observant of brownian motion.