green investment bonds - quotes and descriptions to inspire creative writing

Yes, these are top of the line green investment bonds in forestry. For every really old hardwood tree that is a part of the rainforest ecosystem, we plant another tree of a different species hundreds of miles away where its no use to anyone... except us... to chop down in the future. Yes. This is the best anyone offers. The competition is even more vile. Now, tell me, where would you prefer to invest your money?