party leader - quotes and descriptions to inspire creative writing

Welcome to the Life of PIE. Our life is pragmatic idealistic empathy. PIE is our party, our name, so that we can offer really workable solutions for saving the planet and taking great care of people and creation. It's as easy as pie! Well, it isn't, but it's a lot better than the bullshit currently on offer. So, pull up a seat, you too can have a sweet life of pie!

So, you have a money-nexus. That's a dumb choice, but okay. God want's to know where to send the invoice for the rent of Earth and who to sue for all the suffering and pollution? Where was your damage deposit stored again? You aren't squatters are you?! Only family stay for free and those are love-nexus bonds. So... the invoice... who is picking up this tab? Looks like you had quite the drunken party... is that who was in charge? Some party leader?

So it's a party! You have balloons and "ball loons" or "jesters" to keep everyone amused. Shall I be your muse? Are you bored? Shall I be a party leader and make everyone merry? I can't say that's my thing, but if everyone else is gonna mess it up... I guess we should have a good time. Are you sure someone else hasn't better skills for organising though... that's my least favourite thing in the entire universe.

I could do my part as a party leader until it is my time to part ways and let another lead.

The PIE party leader wants everyone to get a healthy slice of pie. To get your pie you hop on the nationalised high spec transportation system near you and go to the nearest pie place. Here, all citizens can eat free pie. At PIE we put our resources into building sustainable planet friendly national structures that promote community welfare rather than atomisation and competition. We take funding from roads and private cars and put them into trains and buses! All the other parties will kill the planet... yes... all of them. So, a house and some pie, who could ask for more? This coming election, vote PIE and show them that sustainability is pie in the stomach, not pie in the sky.