Apparently, according to a secret Downing Street source, the next COBRA meeting will be held at a food bank so that the cabinet can eat the free food. We are yet to confirm this, but stay tuned for more Liz-ard news!
IMPORTANT NEWS FLASH FOR MEMBERS OF THE SOVEREIGN CITIZEN MOVEMENT, FAO ALL REAL MEMBERS ONLY. TOP SECRET.
RUMOURS THAT WE HAVE BEEN INFILTRATED BY FOREIGN NATIONAL GOVERNMENTAL AGENTS IN ORDER TO DESTABILISE WESTERN DEMOCRACY ARE ABSOLUTELY NOT TRUE.
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Rumours were our rum, the more we told the more intoxicated we became and the more we wanted.
Rumours became the weak mortar of a society that cried out for anything solid and safe that could last.
Rumours without base became the new teeter-totter entire sectors of society appeared to want to build themselves upon, shunning the rock that reason, logic and empathy provide.
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